So you wanna make some big bucks? You can make some pretty damn good money off celebrities. Most of these people are pretty much human scum, so you might as well make a buck or two off them along with everyone else. The more scummy they are, the more money you make. If they drop dead, you can make a fortune. It’s similar to making money with porn blogs. It’s so easy to make money off scum and smut!

Here’s how you do it:

STEP 1. Set up a Blog.

STEP 2. Pick 20 scummy celebs who are always in the news. You know the ones, like Paris Hiltons and that coke head loser Lindsays Lohan. These are going to be your money makers that will bring clicks and get you fat checks. Or, pick scummy celebrities who ARE the news, such as that fat pig Nancy Grace(less), and her lame crocodile tears. Nancy Grace is a piece of crap and would be a good alternate subject to make money on. God knows she could take up enough Blog space. Get it? LOLOLOLOL…. OFF TOPIC: I like how she’s preggo with twins now. She’s only like 90 years old. You know that bitch Nancy Grace would be ragging on people she heard that someone else was preggo at her age. I can hear that fat bitch Nancy Grace now…..”WHAT? SHE’S PREGNANT? AND HOW OLD IS SHE??” Blah…. Nancy Grace makes me want to vomit. She’s more scum than the people she talks about. OK, enough about that clueless bitch Nancy Grace.

STEP 3. Blog about each scummy celebrity as much as you can. Think dollars. Go on a rant about each one similar to what I just did about that bitch Nancy Grace. Understand? Don’t copy/paste from other sites. This will hurt you with the search engines and cost you money in the long run. What you can do is look around the net at articles about your scummy celebrities, and get ideas for what you’re going to write, but DO NOT COPY. If you see a REAL picture of some female celeb who got caught with her top off at the beach, you can write about how you saw the pictures, and how terrible she looked with no makeup on and her boobs were saggy, etc. You get the idea? Each celebrity gets one page to themself. Don’t mention other celebs on each others pages. This keeps each page keyword rich according to each scummy celebrity.

STEP 4. Load each page with Adsense and make sure the ads blend in well. This is key and very importand to getting clicks.

STEP 5. Go grab Thunderball and then get Linkex. Go exchange with other bloggers and submit to directories, etc. Think links! Links..links…links…links…get as many as you can. This is important too.

STEP 6. When it’s all said and done, push your blog out to sea on the World Wide Web and let it get ripe. IGNORE the Blog totally after that. Don’t stare at the hit counter. It’s going to take TIME.

STEP 7. Let the search engines start to pick it up and drive traffic. This could easily take MONTHS, so be patient. In the meantime you can set up other blogs and do the same.

STEP 8. After a few months, watch your Adsense revenue increase because your awesome Celeb Blog. Oh, did I mention that Nancy Grace sucks?

GOOD LUCK!